Eddy Curry: To Serve Fans

Legendary baller Eddy “Massaman” Curry returned to action for the first time in two years, scoring six points and grabbing three boards in six minutes of action for Miami’s version of whatever “Dream Team” is all the rage these days.  It seems that Curry–perhaps to not be such a black hole on the court, perhaps to win the hearts and minds of sexy male limo drivers around the US of A–has dropped 100+ pounds.  Mind you, on a man this size, 100+ pounds is a veritable drop in the bucket.  However, it appears that most of the weight has been lost in the head and neck area, thereby increasing his already-eerie resemblance to a Kanamit from the classic Twilight Zone ep “To Serve Man.”  This fact was not lost on Club correspondent Jazmine Bella, who designed the beautiful and extremely “High Tech” graphic that appears at the top of this post.